"Assassin Club" - Review

Morgan (Henry Golding, I had to look up his character's name) is an assassin. With the aid of his British handler Caldwell (Sam Neill) he embarks on missions to assassinate people across the globe. He is assigned a selection of targets who have all been assigned to kill him...

We did it! We found the worst film of 2023!
A sloppily edited "John Wick" wannabe, with a protagonist who teleports if only to escape the many blades of the cutting room floor and the ever-vibrating shaky cam. Daniela Melchior, always welcome, is given the thankless task of "Wife", "Damsel in Distress" and "Deserves Better"; whilst Noomi Rapace is given the task of "Generic Villain", because writing more than one woman is hard, guys.
It has no ambitions other than being a straight to DVD "John Wick" knockoff crossed with Bond, but has the budget of a 2000s era Van Damme, half of the charm, and the film making talent of current era Steven Seagal.
Highlight is Sam Neill bobble-heading his performance.